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I’m Gonna Be Real Lazy Today.

31 May

I’m feeling a bit down today. Seems like I have so much to do in the upcoming weeks. I think I’m feeling a little overwhelmed. I think I’ll stick to my “TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME” plan. It makes me feel a little less stressed.

So today, it pretty warm (80). Sunny…breezy. Just a real nice day. We have no real plans this afternoon, so it’s going to be one of those lazy ones. We’ll probably sit outside and swat flies. (that sounded real country) I want to go get some Sweet Tea, but remember…I said I’m feeling lazy. That drive might be too much for me.

Yesterday my aunt went to the hospital for her heart. When she was at her gym, I guess they tested her heart rate and said it was too high? Or too sporadic? I don’t know. But she ended up admitted to the hospital. I guess she has some blockage and they need to do some surgery (same one they did to my dad) to get rid of it. She’ll also need to take some prescription meds. They told her the cause was fried foods and smoking. I think my mom said she smokes about two packs per day. PER DAY? WOW.

I don’t really eat too many fried foods. But that’s mostly because it takes more work than baking.

Oh shut up.

Like you didn’t know I was lazy.

I also don’t smoke, but it still makes you think about your health.

I’ve been real lazy with my exercising lately. I had a date with Billy Blanks the other night and he kicked my ass. I haven’t seen him since. *humph*

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Those that are broken, always say they are fine, because they know everyone will believe it.

20 Oct

This month is not going as smoothly as Octobers usually do, my dear INTERNETS.

October-January are usually my best months of the year. THE. BEST. I love fall. I love the holidays. The house is decorated for the harvest season and Christmas (not at the same time you silly willy INTERNETS).

This year…so far…not so much. I managed to put out a fake pumpkin with a light in it. That’s about it.

The house is usually sparkling and smells like cinnamon and apple and you just feel warm and yummy when you walk in.

Again…this year…not so much.

I really need to clean up and get it together. I’ve been in a serious funk and it’s messing with my holiday happiness and shit. Got damnit.

So, whatever the hell has been kicking my ass for the last two weeks is in for a rude awakening tomorrow. Me and the kids are doing a deep cleaning, lighting some of those yummy candles we love and finally getting to making our mummy for school. Then we are heading to see some family here from out of town. Gonna rake some leaves on Sunday. Fix the yard up a bit, scrub the garage floor (yes…shut up).

The kids and I will probably spend the rest of Sunday knitting and gossiping our type of gossip (not that mean stuff you seem to like dear INTERNETS). Sipping green tea (apple cinnamon for them), making banana bread and hanging out. I feel better just thinking about it.

Things don’t always go the way they should, but I swear if you let that unhappiness take you over, you will drown. I refuse it.

I Won’t Let This One Pass Me By.

2 Oct

Do you realize it’s OCTOBER. OC-TO-BER. Where the heck did September go? I usually have one or two God-awful things happen in September, but this one flew past and I can’t even remember it. It reminds me of July 1996-Nov 1996. Woosh! Went by in a blur. Have no idea what I was doing in those months. But that time, it was due to the whirlwind life of a party girl. Yea. We’ll discuss that one some other time.

But anyway, it’s October and I plan to actually DO something this month. Things that excite ME. Things that I will remember once Nov 2007 rolls around. I made a list. (Yes another list. Shut up.)

  • Knit (and complete) 3-4 Christmas gifts. (Yes, that excites me. Hush you.)
  • Make sure my financial aid comes through before classes start in Jan. (Okay…this should really be on my to-do list, but it’s important, so I’m putting it on every damn list I make. Even the grocery list.)
  • Take the kids to pick apples AND pumpkins. Also, a hayride is in order. (this will be a blast!)
  • Decorate for Halloween. (Pumpkins, scarecrows and hay! Oh my!)
  • Make yummy cookies!
  • Lose 3 inches on my waist. (Yes, I realize I’m tiny, BUT my waist…oh man. I won’t tell you how many inches she is these days. =( And until hour glass goes out off style and “box-like” becomes sexy, I’m LOSING AT LEAST 3 INCHES DAMNIT!)
  • Spend at least ONE Saturday with someone that doesn’t call me Mommy, and doesn’t ask me to wipe their butt. (That last parts optional.)
  • Finish watching Season 1 of The Wire. (Again. A refresher is needed)
  • Nookie. (Can I say nookie on the Internets? Make nookie? Get nookie? Have nookie? I dunno. This one is optional and likely one of those urban legend things.)

I will report back in a week to let you know if I’ve completed anything.

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